S E R P E N T I N E

Jan 27

ANTI-TWEE.

I have come to the conclusion, that I dislike twee things intensely. I hate pictures of tea cups, I hate pictures of sweets and cakes, I hate pictures of perfect houses, I hate pictures of candy canes. I hate pictures of dolls. I hate pictures of people’s bedrooms. I hate pictures of a wall full of paintings picked up at car boot sales.

I absolutely detest tweeness. I cannot fathom it. It’s sinfully boring, sickly and extremely late 2007.

I want to see pictures of serious things. Not a picture of the barley sugar “sweeties” lying at the bottom of a handbag.

SERPENTINE. 27/1/2009